The Cost of Honey Lovin'
| My Boudoir | Your Lair | ||
| 1 precious hour | £180 | £250 | |
| 2 wonderful hours | £320 | £400 | |
| 4 amazing hours of dinner & ensuing naughty private dessert |
£450 | £550 | |
| 1 whole night of unforgettable passion | £1,000 | £1,000 | |
Among my many erogenous zones is my purse hence bribes should be handed to me in cash within the first few minutes of meeting preferably in an unsealed envelope with the correct amount ready, please do not make me feel awkward by having to prompt you for it or counting it out in my presence. Sorry but I do not accept cheques or credit cards, besides where exactly would I keep the swipe card reader…..?
My rates are non negotiable. Regrettably there are no discounts for students or anyone entitled to a free bus pass.
It is of no importance to me whether you are insanely rich or have saved up for a while to contribute to my Burlesque Fund. I will always treat our encounter as special but a polite and friendly attitude will make the date more precious.
I will adore you irrespectively of age (above 18 so!), profession, background and ethnic origins as long as you treat me with a similar open mind and respectful attitude.
If for some inexplicable reason, you just do not feel the chemistry, please let me know straight away. Especially if I have travelled to meet you – I would appreciate some form of compensation for my travel costs and the time set aside to meet with you.
Of course, I understand that you may encounter unforeseen circumstances that will force you to cancel our much anticipated date. But since I have made time especially for you, I would really appreciate if you can let me know straight away.
DEPOSITS TO THE BANK OF BURLESQUE – ENTITLES BEARER TO AN UNFORGETTABLE TIME
